Democratic Party Defends TOTUS, Attacks Sarah Palin Over Hand-Gate

Sunday, February 7, 2010 | Kristinn

[Does so]

At least she didn’t write “corpse men” on her hand.

I think she should—what a talking point for the media!

[rlmorel]

Folks, if you haven't seen this, and you are even looking at this thread, you MUST visit this link: The Onion: Video News Report of Teleprompter Failure at the Obama Family Dinner Table

It is priceless, with this line of dialog:

"...and there was the cap lock incident, where Obama nearly shouted himself hoarse over the course of that speech, and there were various mixups where teleprompter operators displayed the wrong lines...once it caused him to say "I played a little basketball myself in high school" after sampling a piece of Cape Cod salt water taffy...boy the GOP had a field day with that one...it was awful...Obama was furious about it; he had his staff put a long angry rant into the teleprompter for him to scream at them..."

[rlmorel]

I agree with you completely on this...it is getting nearly impossible to do satire, because it is getting indistinguishable from the truth.

That said, the link I posted in my previous post to The Onion is a remarkable piece of satire!

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

I’m not worried abvout this astro-turf ‘outrage’ — Hand-gate. If that’s the best they can come up with, she’ll decimate them.

Note that heckling a few crib notes on a hand only draws more attention to the Teleprompter-in-Chief.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

“At least she didn’t write “corpse men” on her hand.”

On the other hand, maybe she should — and show it on live TV.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

Right. They are so scared, they would chew their own legs off to get away from her. “She must be destroyed.”

I believe we must keep praying for the Palins and all who are close to their family.

[tjd1454]

Wow - that post speaks volumes about where he’s at. Thanks for the heads up.

[GVnana]

Here's one for the "handgate" people: It says, "Hi Mom." Written by Piper.

[YHAOS]

"So liberals who tout a president who needs a teleprompter to speak to a 6th grade class as brilliant are bashing Palin using a few words on the palm of her hand?"

Otherwise known as grasping at straws.

[reg45]

Rumor has it Obama has a teleprompter in the Presidential bedroom.

Otherwise he would not know where to put it.

[Quix]

Right. They are so scared, they would chew their own legs off to get away from her. “She must be destroyed.”

I believe we must keep praying for the Palins and all who are close to their family.

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INDEED.

GOD HAVE MERCY ON HER AND ON US. PROTECT HER AND USE HER MIGHTILY IN BEHALF OF GOD AND GOOD.

[TCH]

“I love my self” (‘I touch myself’ The Divinyls)
A TCH 2010 Parody Production

I love myself … I want you adore me
Send Michelle outta town … I want all to love me
I serve myself … I want you to mind me
I suck up your wealth … I want your … every dime, see?

Chorus:
I just want everybody’s wealth,
n’ what I think that I’ll do, is muck your health
Oh-oh-oh I don’t want anything else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I’m The One, who makes “Tea Baggers” nutty …
You’re too dumb to break my stride
Yeah, I’m a clown, n’ I’m always gaffing …
I want to take … a bow each time
I close my eyes … with people who bore me
I think you should die … if you dare to ignore me
You fools should see … just how much I deplore you
Now get down on your knees … be-fore I deport you

Chorus

I just want everybody’s wealth,
n’ what I think that I’ll do, is muck your health
Oh-oh-oh I don’t want anything else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I love myself... I want you to adore me!
I’ll gut your wealth... ‘Cause it’s all for me!
I cannot relax... the camera’s are on me!
I’ll raise your tax, until you are poor, see?

Chorus

I just want everybody’s wealth,
n’ what I think that I’ll do, is muck your health
Oh-oh-oh I don’t want anything else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

(Spoken) I’m not you … I just want everybody’s wealth
And when I ring it out of you … I love myself
Ooh … Ooh! Ooh, ooh! … Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah

Chorus

I just want everybody’s wealth,
n’ what I think that I’ll do, is muck your health
Oh-oh-no I don’t want anything else
What I think that I’ll do, is suck your wealth

I love myself! I love myself ...
I love myself! I love myself ...
I love myself! I love myself ...
I love myself! ‘N your money too
I love myself! I love myself ...
I love myself! ‘N your money too ...
I love myself! I love myself … I love myself…

[rcrngroup]

Rumor has it Obama has a teleprompter in the Presidential bedroom.

That's gotta be a scary feeling for 0bozo the commie pig, lying down at night, next to the angriest beeotch woman in the world, phatass maBelle michelle. I wonder if 0bozo has hidden all the butcher knives just to be on the safe side? I think that's why 0bozo takes off every weekend on his never-ending campaign trail, just to get away from phatass maBelle michelle, and to give his eyes & ears a breather.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

God bless you, FRiend.

[pillut48]

My 9 y/o daughter Maya laughed her head off over this *gasp* "serious issue!!" < run around like a chicken with its head cut off! > and commented, "Oh, yeah? That's better than using 2 teleprompters AND a giant tv teleprompter at the back of the room to tell people what you think!"

Out of the mouths of babes, LOLOL! Write on, Sarah! ;-)

[pillut48]

Hard to see, but at Rick Perry's rally in Texas last Sunday, Sarah had written, "HI MOM" on her left hand. LOLOL.

[pillut48]

Andrea Mitchell’s reaction to this is priceless, she was practically giddy at ‘exposing’ < insert air quotes > this *gasp* ‘scoop’ < insert air quotes >, so sure it would bring down the great Sarah Palin!!!

I would pay goooooooood money to see Sarah write “Yo, Andrea!” on her hand during a speech, then to watch Mrs. Greenspan’s head explode, LOLOLOLOL! :-)

[pillut48]

TOTUS actually has a name, it’s Paul Winchell GEORGE SOROS.

You had a typo. I fixed it for ya. ;-)

[Art in Idaho]

She just gave a one hour extemporaneous speech and follow up Q & A session with only those four lines on her hand. President TOTUS could not do that to save his life.

I can't wait for The Debates. . . will he use teleprompter then?

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