He has probably had one of those already.
Denying an ex-girlfriend's legal claim that he used racial slurs and assaulted her, comedian Bill Maher has fired back at the woman, describing her as a would-be extortionist who launched a campaign to embarrass and humiliate the HBO star after the demise of the pair's ten-month relationship.
In a $9 million palimony lawsuit, Johnson, a centerfold model and former flight attendant also known as Coco Johnsen, claimed that Maher also promised to marry and have children with her, support her financially, and purchase a Beverly Hills home. Portraying himself as Johnson's "latest victim," the 48-year-old Maher contends that the woman's "modus operandi" is to try and shake down former consorts.
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Bill Maher: "The women that like me are smart."
Maher holds the record for the most Emmy losses, having lost 22 of his nominations. 11 of these nominations were for Politically Incorrect, while nine were for Real Time. The other two were losses for two of his HBO comedy specials: Bill Maher: I'm Swiss and Bill Maher: The Decider