[RobRoy]

My oldest daughter’s best friend was a math whiz in high school and went on to pursue her accounting degree. She works for the IRS and participates in audits of businesses. She practices regularly at the shooting range and wears a gun and bulletproof vest to her appointments.

She’s not your old-school accountant. The IRS means business.

[enraged]

I don’t blame her, alot of wackos out there. I’m thinking this is for the Capone types, can’t get ‘em for the real crime? nail ‘em for taxes.

[bvw]

Just like Al Capone and any other capo sent his armed thugs to local businesses to take the ‘privilege of staying in business’ tax. Al Capone was arguably less crooked than a Nancy Pelosi!

Ask your daughter’s friend how she feels working for History’s most powerful criminal mob?

[The Comedian]

She works for the IRS and participates in audits of businesses. She practices regularly at the shooting range and wears a gun and bulletproof vest to her appointments.

Does she wear a Second Chance hat over her Kevlar hair?

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