[The Comedian]

I cannot see how Arrianna Huffington, a foreigner who married a queer and became rich because of it ,plays such a part in liberal politics.

She's the closest the Left comes to a normal American.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[ontap]

Are you kidding!!!She ran for governor of Kalifornia and Got almost 1% of the vote!!!!Get your facts straight (SARC)