The wet duck never flies at night.
I repeat: The wet duck never flies at night.
That is all.
Take the first left, go three blocks, turn right, and right again.
Look for the dark-green door with the withered Chirstmas wreath.
Go past it to the brown door with the brass knocker, and knock “Shave and a haircut.” Do NOT add “two bits.”
When the woman in the blue smock opens the door, say “The wet duck never flies at night.” She will give you a twist of paper.
Walk two blocks south, then four and a half blocks east. Open the paper and follow the directions EXACTLY. Do NOT look behind you when you do this. Do NOT scream, no matter what happens.