It’s Haiti, Haitians, and Caribbean. Pedantry aside, I totally agree with everything in your post.
Haiti could be made a Commonwealth like Porto Rico. They can keep their elections but let America police and make sure their leaders are a bit more competent. In return we should get something—Like a navy base for 99 years, or an air base. They should let American Companies in to build resorts and casinos—to employ Haitian people. let Haiti be as Cuba was in the 1950s! A place to relax and spend money. As long as it trickles down to the poor people it sounds good. They could set up universities to offer cut rate education to Americans—maybe some medical schools. The good thing is much of this could be done with private funds.
LOL, don’t know what happened last night to the part of my brain that knows how to spell...