It's the strongest weapon in his arsenal....
He will order the launch...
...of the strongly worded letter!
The horror...
He might escalate, too...
...and read a strongly worded statement from the Teleprompter...
Whatever happens is his fault and he is in charge.
No, he will take the matter to the UN.
It’s PRes__ent.
All PR, no ID.
INDEED.
And those two failing,
he might threaten to fart out both ends.