Friday Quotes: It's Open Line Friday!
January 29, 2010
"If Obama is not a Bolshevik, can point to one item in his agenda that the Communist Party USA does not support?
I'll give you a hint: No."
"Obama knows he's governing against the will of the American people,
and therefore his definition of success is succeeding in defying the American people.
That's why I say I want him to fail."
"I wonder how former Vice President Algore felt today when he found out that on his global warming
team is none other than -- dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut -- Osama Bin Laden.
We have to sign that guy up for a Nobel Peace Prize.
He should be a joint recipient."
"If everything is Bush's fault, then the GDP going up has to be Bush's fault, too, no?
Truman said, 'The buck stops here.'
Obama says, 'The glory stops here.'
Clinton says, 'The buck never got here.'"
"We told you the other day that the administration is seriously studying the idea put forward byHamid Karzai
to float a hundred million dollars to the Taliban under the theory that they're just terrorists because they're poor.
So, yes: We'll put a chicken in every pot and a car bomb in every garage in Afghanistan."
"Headline: 'Overweight Elderly Less Likely to Die'.
Are you fatties out there loving this?
All these people telling you to go on a diet…
Now you can say, 'Screw you! I just found out that I'm going to live longer than you!'"
"Has anybody arrived at one of the most glaring contradictions Obama made during the State of Obama speech?
He continually ran down Washington -- yet he wants to turn every aspect of our lives over to it."
"I got up at the pageant last night and I started dancing.
I did the Jersey fist bump because that's what they said they wanted.
So I did the Jersey fist bump and I went kind of nuts there for about 30 seconds, and -- lo and behold -- if I didn't win the judges' talent show."
"Doris Kearns Goodwin is married to Richard Goodwin, who is a funny guy.
If I were a woman, I wouldn't want to be married to him, but women look at men differently, I suppose."
"Now, you would think that Bin Laden would be grateful for a warmer world because
he lives in a freezing cave somewhere on the Afghanistan-Pakistan border, but no."
"I don't think your constituents forget there's a 'Bush recession', Congressman Frank.
The freaking president reminds 'em 15 times a day!"
"The place for the trial of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed should be in Washington, DC.
That way Eric Holder and Obama could drive by the circus every day and take credit for their handiwork.
Washington, DC. Yeah, baby!
That's where they should put it."
"That's what bipartisanship means:
You forget everything you believe -- every core principle -- and you join us on the Democrat side of the aisle."
"There's a Republican congressional retreat in Baltimore going on this weekend…
Are our guys smart or what? It's the dead middle of winter, they go to Baltimore for a weekend retreat, and it's not even football season!"
"My dad had a weight problem, and whenever people jazzed him about his weight he would say,
'When we have a nuclear attack, I'll live longer than you do.
My body can feed itself.'"
"What sets our country apart from others is how we find a jury of our peers when we are accused.
Well, you will not find a better place to possibly put together a jury of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's peers than in Detroit.
I mean, Dearbornistan is right there."
"Obama has diarrhea of the mouth. I've had it at various times.
There's medicine for it, but it doesn't taste good."
"I would say that any jobs lost after Obama's election could be put on him.
Remember: Elections matter.
There were a lot of people who knew what Obama's policies were going to be,
and so people began laying people off to prepare for the future under Obama."
"Liberals don't like anybody 'independent'.
There's no such thing to them.
They live and they practice among themselves."
"The Heritage Foundation is just down the street from Obama.
Just down the street!
It's a lot closer for Obama to get to the Heritage Foundation than it is to get to Baltimore to talk to Republicans."
"I'm noticing a trend here: Whenever the White House wants to get a new
policy or talking point out, it seems to show up first at The Politico.
Just sayin'."
"So many people ask me, 'Rush, why does Exxon give money to the Sierra Club?'
To buy them off.
They're paying them to leave them alone, and even that's not a guarantee that they'll be left alone -- as evidence clearly shows."
"So NASA is canceling space exploration, and instead we, ladies and gentlemen, are going to be monitoring global warming.
Isn't that cool?"
"There's one thing to learn about this, and that is that Obama is a Bolshevik.
He is an ideologue, and he's using every government agency to turn it into a machine to advance his agenda."
"Here's the Reuters headline on Obama's visit with the Republicans today:
'Obama Assails Republican Foes, Urges Bipartisan Effort'.
Assails? Urges bipartisan effort? Assails?"
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