[neverdem]

I love it when they play the race card with me. I just laugh, and tell them “Homey don’t play dat”. I love the look of absolute bafflement on their face.

Don't stop there. Tell them to collect reparations from African slave traders before they have anything to tell you.

[Kozak]

If I REALLY get into it I tell em to cry me a river, as my great great grandfather was emancipated in 1861. By the Czar.