EPA will now declare water to be a pollutant. Thus if you pee, you will be taxed!!!! Along with exhaling of course.
To reduce your tax burden H&R Block will give bladder control courses. Pee less, pay less.
Where I live, if you pee (and flush), you are taxed right now. And the killer is there is actually a specific school tax on sewers. There is a “school tax” on virtually everything here. I should be surrounded by an army of young geniuses.