Cut them loose - unless they earn “from US sources” they pay no US taxes....
End the last vestiges of US coloninalizm, force independance on them - then see how well they do....
Uh, they’re American citizens, have been for decades. We can’t really force them out.
And they’re not a colony. They had several chances to vote for independence and they all failed miserably.
You’re acting like their situation is their fault and not that of the US governments. It was the government that offered them citizenship without having to pay federal taxes. Who the hell wouldn’t take that deal??? What are you saying, that they were dumb enough to say yes to this deal offered on a golden platter?