[Cheap_Hessian]

No, you see you got it wrong. The problem is not the local economy or the hostile business environment... the real problem is access to french fries!

"Turner, who said he thinks the access to french fries has contributed to his weight struggle."

[detective]

“the real problem is access to french fries!”

It's those diabolical french fries that are committing all those crimes and destroying their economy. Wouldn't you know the French were behind this.

Their next program will be an all out effort to stop the hamburglar.