[GunningForTheBuddha]

Oh Frapturous Joy!

[Mr. K]

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,

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:Thy micturations are to me

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:As plurdled gabbleblotchits

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:On a lurgid bee.

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:Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes

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:And hooptiously drangle me

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:with crinkly bindlewurdles,

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:Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon

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:See if I don’t.