Please feel free to post CCTV footage of your activities here in this thread so that they may be evaluated as to their compliance with The Sturgeon General's Ergonomic Guidelines pertaining to manual snow-removal activities. Variations from Official Guidelines are subject to fines, imprisonment or other penalties as determined by your local Gauleiter.
roflmao...
Please feel free to tell the Sturgeon General where he can stick his Gauleiter.
I need a job, the excitement of this forum is liable to give me a stroke.