I think that Bill Clinton should buy Haiti (he could get it at a steep discount right now) and designate himself The Great White Emperor. He could reign like all the Grand Pooh Bahs in charge of such places in early 20th century Brit and American literature.
As Grand Potentate, he could run all his rackets—including the drug trade—unencumbered by US laws. He could have a large and nubile harem.
Best of all, he would only see Hillary on the rare occasions when her job as Sec State took her down that way.
(No, seriously, I wouldn’t wish that on the Haitian people. They have suffered enough alredy.)
Bill Clinton doesn’t have to buy Haiti. The UN put him in charge of assisting Haiti before the earthquake and now 0baMao put him in charge of raising money, through the government, for Haiti. Hillary is in charge of overseeing relief efforts and immigration issues. What’s left for the Toons to take charge of?