The nation apologizes for this kenyan idiot ruining your wedding anniversary.
You think THAT'S bad!
MY Wedding Anniversary is August 4th!
The SAME as the Lyin' King's frikkin' BIRTHDAY!!!!
On top of THAT, it was 8/4/72, which is the ugly ALIENS on Star Trek Voyager (Species 8472) LOL
I have something very important to do January 27th, so I will miss the STFU Address.
I need to de-matt my dog's rear end.
That takes much time, care , and precision.