I think 1 million Haitians need to be sent to Obama’s home state of Hawaii but they need to stay there.
Actually, I heard that Dubai wanted to invite the United Nations to set up headquarters (for the world) over in their country. I would suggest that Dubai open up their borders, and as a first act for getting the United Nations over there in Dubai, take all those voodoo practicing and Satanistic practicing hoardes over there in Dubia.
It would seem to be a good fit to me... :-)
Not all Haitian practice voodoo. Only 50% or so. And if you were living in dire poverty maybe you would invoke the devil too. Give Satan a chance