I feel a little better right now. Heck, they tried the nude photo thing on him and all they got was a bunch of women drooling over how good looking he is.
Dear Almighty, please allow us the opportunity to cast aside the evil, one election and one vote at a time. Please allow your humble and good hearted servants safe travel to and from the voting booth. Please allow us a triumph over blasphemy and tyranny. And above all, grant us the opportunity to praise the almighty for the gift of free will.
True desperation. I'm expecting the last email from them just before the election to read:
"If you thought denying rape victims medical treatment was bad, check this out: Scott Brown is at my door with a chainsaw as I write this. He wants to kill me and my family, and he's screaming that if he gets elected, your family is next."