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“I KNOW it can never work!”

— Barack Obama —

“It’s all just a conservative Cold War wet dream”

— Nancy Pelosi —

“Why waste money on missile defense when gay prostitutes often lack secure and comfortable housing?”

— Barney Frank —

“When I was on a secret swiftboat mission in Cambodia, it occurred to me that the special CIA hat I was wearing was proof that missile defence could never ever work.”

— John Kerry —

“Strategic missiles really really get me aroused, but the thought of getting ‘shot down’ by those defensive missiles is really a downer, a regular erection-killer.”

— Bill Clinton —

“Only conservative fools could believe in something so blatantly impossible as missile defence”

— Al Gore —

AND now, the all-time classic quotation for the ages:

“Curt Schilling is in favor of missile defence..... and he’s a Yankees fan....... so I’m against it all!!”

— Martha Croak-ly —

[p.s. these of course are not real quotations, but maybe they are just as real as the “honesty” and “sincerity” of the Demagogues!]