"My palace collapsed. ... I can't live in the palace!
Haiti President Rene Preval, January 14th, 2010
Wouldn't be the first time.
"My palace was just obliterated by the rebel army's cannons - round up and execute all my political enemies!" - Haiti President Vilbrun Sam, July 27, 1915
"My palace just blew up with me and all my troops inside! Maybe storing gunpowder in the basement wasn't such a good idea after all." - Haiti President Cincinnatus Leconte, August 8, 1912
"My palace just got burned to the ground by the mob, and now they're gonna execute me on the front lawn!" - Haiti President Sylvain Salnave, January 15, 1870