It costs $29.95 to subscribe and subscribers get a Free Republic secret super decoder ring and a genuine phony gold laced purple terry cloth robe with your own name embroidered on the breast pocket. Be the first on your block to decode our super secret messages with the super duper secret FR decoder ring. Plus you get a free paint job for your car. We’ll paint any car for twenty nine ninety five! And that’s not all! But I can’t tell you the rest until you subscribe.
What the heck.Where’s my ring:)Sorry Boss only kidding-backing away.