In reality....
GOP Spokeswimp: “Mr. President, thank you for taking time from your busy schedule to come speak with us, Mr. President.
We know well how odious this must be for you, sir, so please answer only those questions you feel you must. And don’t forget sir, at the end of our little chat, Sen. Graham has some lovely parting gifts for you;a gold embossed paper shredder for any personal documents that might pop up, and a gold boob belt for your lovely scowling wife. “