[Goldsborough]

Let me get this straight because I don't want to keep laughing uncontrollably. . . .

My personal opinion of the sucktastic trigger that was German engineered into a H&K USP45c I used to own, (too much pretravel, too much overtravel, gritty, long reset, too much DA pull weight, generally poor compared to almost every other DA/SA pistol I have ever fired over the last 30 years), is offset by the "unbiased" fanboi reviews from some random website?

O'tay. What's next, raving H&K testimonials from video gamers?

[vox_freedom]

I wouldn't equate "video gamers" with LEOs, that I personally know and am friends with, but maybe you do.
If you didn't like those reviews, try these, or bring some others forward:

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I respect your personal experiences with the USP45c but my experience with the H&K USP compact 9mm has been different over the past ten+ years. I've fired over 600 rounds though it and for me it has a good feel to it, as well as never a misfire or a jam. I also own a H&K 4 that I got when I was 20, and that is a few years/decades ago.
Personal preferences may differ...