Why "two" individuals, Ted? What is so special about "two"? Why not three, four, or even twenty?
There's a profound truth about the number "two" in this context. Are you smart enough to see it, to understand it, Ted?
Hint: it's about how two become one and then three. And two boys or two girls can't get it done you ignorant jackass, Ted.
Indeed, why humans at all? Who is Ted Olson to deny my deep, passionate "love" for horses, male or female? How long will we allow this bigotry to stand? Because interspecies marriage isn't allowed, I have to insure my loved one out of my own pocket, and he/she/it isn't allowed to inherit the property that both of us have worked so hard to accumulate.
Gotta go barf now, but you get the general idea here.