[Brilliant]

I would not call him “Captain Obvious.” More like Private Obvious. He spent the first 9 months of his Presidency in willful disregard of the obvious.

[McGavin999]

I would not call him “Captain Obvious.” More like Private Obvious. He spent the first 9 months of his Presidency in willful disregard of the obvious.

Um, how about Captain Oblivious?