[mnehring]

Up until the pants split in the middle of a wedding dance floor.

There has to be a good story (and some funny video) regarding that one.

[thefactor]

It was during the first 15 minutes of the reception! I knelt down to wipe up some water off the dance floor and RIIIIIIPPPPPP!!!! The rip must have been about 15 inches long.

Thankfully I had black boxers on! I just left my coat on the entire night. My girl didn't even notice until I showed her later on in the hotel room. She laughed her butt off. I kinda wish I had a better story about it but I'm also kinda glad I wasn't totally embarassed.