That reminds me of what happened to a buddy of mine.
He had a big off shore racer type boat. One day while at anchor, he was below deck with his date ‘showing her the layout’, when it felt like something ran into them. He looked out into the cockpit and saw the biggest fattest Sea Lion he’d ever seen sitting on the engine cover.
Coast Guard said they’d have to wait it out.
Thank you that is the funniest thing i have read all day..Luckily i did not have a mouthful of beer in my mouth or i would be cleaning laptop now...
I do not own a boat but i have been known to “showing her the layout” tactic, ahem,wink wink ,nudge nudge
Slainte..
“..he was below deck with his date ‘showing her the layout’... saw the biggest fattest Sea Lion he’d ever seen sitting on the engine cover. Coast Guard said they’d have to wait it out.”
How did your buddy train the sea lion to do that?!