[The Comedian]

BitTorrent reduces Manmade Global Warming to zero.

The data proves it.

Sorry Bono, but Earth is my first priority. Your royalties will have to share the burden in order to save polar bears.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Zack Attack]

Bono wants every country using their tax $$$ to help poor countries, yet he shields his own money from taxes using every trick he can.

U2 frontman Bono's tax avoidance 'depriving poor'