If I were to talk to him ,I would say howdy for you. If he read this thread, He would probably offer you a job. He could use more lap dogs to keep out competing drug dealers and bootleggers. People who tried to sell drugs in this Sheriff’s County have just disappeared. Rumor had it they went for a swim in a nearby lake wearing concrete boots. He does control the rabble pretty well. There is less crime here than in surrounding areas.
Yes, this is bootleg country. For some strange reason drunks aren’t everywhere in the downtown area the way they are in the surrounding towns. This town doesn’t have prostitutes and pimps hanging around either. The business part of town doesn’t smell of piss and vomit. Beer cans and trash aren’t everywhere.
We had a blow hard cop several years ago. He was short of stature, brains and morals. He loved to flaunt his special status and tried throwing his weight around. Any young girl was fair game and calls to the police chief didn’t help. After all, he was a good little puppy and the chief didn’t want to lose him.
He was caught one night in a police car with a woman he thought was fair game. He had tried his tough man role with a man that knew how to play dirty. The woman was a plant and the cop was caught with his pants down around his ankles by several people who just “happened” to be in that area. The Chief lost his little puppy when that became public knowledge.
Do you know what little dogs do to big wheels?
What did you and your wife name him?
Sounds great...A place where you prefer these guys over the cops...
Good luck with that seemo from Arkansas...