[abb]

http://www.elliott.org/blog/full-text-of-my-subpoena-from-the-department-of-homeland-security/
Full text of my subpoena from the Department of Homeland Security

[DeusExMachina05]

Send this to Drudge, Malkin et al.....get it all over the air tomorrow.

[Rome2000]

At the BOARDING GATE: 1. Perform thorough pat-down of all passengers at boarding gate prior to boarding, concentrating on upper legs and torso.

From this day on, the official language of the United Socialist States of Obamaland will be Swedish. Silence!

In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside, so we can check.

Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!