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Drunk Drivers Can Get Free Funeral In Rome
Wsbtv ^ | 12/29/2009 | AP

Posted on 12/29/2009 8:54:58 PM PST by Lmo56

ROME, Ga. -- Planning to drink and drive this New Year's? A north Georgia funeral home has a deal for you.

Between now and noon Thursday, drivers can visit McGuire, Jennings and Miller Funeral Home in Rome to sign a contract stating they plan to drink or take drugs and then drive on New Year's Eve. If they die in a wreck that day, the funeral home will give them a free burial.

(Excerpt) Read more at wsbtv.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: driver; drunk; funeral
I guess when they get to the Pearly Gates, they can always tell Saint Peter that they imbibed in order work up their nerve to go to Confession - and died on their way to church ...
1 posted on 12/29/2009 8:54:58 PM PST by Lmo56
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