Anyone with one such name should be required to be undergo extra screening. Anyone with two such names should be placed on the no-fly list. Anyone with three such names should be placed on the no-travel list.
What's that you say? Barack Hussein Obama has three such names? Make him bicycle to where he needs to go!
.....................It is time to profile anyone who:
Has an Arab surname.
Has an Islamic or Mohammedan first name.
Has an Islamic or Mohammedan middle name.
Anyone with one such name should be required to be undergo extra screening. Anyone with two such names should be placed on the no-fly list. Anyone with three such names should be placed on the no-travel list.
Add:
Anyone who is growing pubic hair on his face:
Anyone who buys a one way ticket:
Anyone who is travelling to the US on a visa;
Anyone who cannot produce two or three photo identifications
Anyone who has no baggage or carryons!