[Smogger]

The California Desert Tortoises have GPS trackers on them, and every Marine performing exercises in the desert is given a pamphlet that explains what to do if they encounter one. You have to stop all exercises and call an 800 number so the EPA can come out and relocate it.

Seriously.

[Repeat Offender]

Oh, the insanity doesn't just stop in California..... don't forget the vast tracts of forrested land in Camp Lejeune North Carolina that is protected because of some dumb wood pecker. And then don't forget about the sea turtles on Onslow beach.

If our enemies were smart, they'd establish endangered/protected species refuges on their beaches.....

[shorty_harris]

Crazy.

I had one as a pet when I was a kid. My aunt found it on her property, and gave it to me.