We have a winner! The man can barely string two sentences together without a script. I've seen it in person.
Yep.
And the cool thing about the vehement denial is this:
Montana folk will be saying: “I’ll be the judge of that.”
They’ll visit the site and come away blushing.
Mr. Bacchus, you blew it. Coulda kept your mouth shut, kept the gerbil scat in, but no-o-o-o.