That reminds me of a favorite t-shirt I used to have. It said: Laredo....not the end of the world.... but you can see it from there! There was also something about Menudo the breakfast of champions, as I recall.
My all time favorite t-shirt was one that an old roommate of mine had.
Kinda a circular seal with a frog with bird (or angel?) wings flying out of the center.
The top of the seal said “Missoula Montana”
The bottom said “It’s a place, sort of”