[scoobysnak71]

>”Isn’t burning firewood pretty much, like, you know, carbon neutral?”

no No NO!

Making wood absorbs the carbon. When you burn it, it RELEASES the carbon back into the air! OhhhhhGodddddddddd!!!

You should not allow the wood to rot either as it does the same thing! Therefore, I task you with gathering wood for the rest of your life and putting it into a freezer (but, wait, the extra electricity that it takes to run the freezer makes more carbon so, you mustgetmorewoodandputitintothefreezertomakeupfortheelectictysoyoucangetmorewoodandputitintothe...... pk, well, something like that anyway.

[Blue Collar Christian]

You should not allow the wood to rot either as it does the same thing! Therefore, I task you with gathering wood for the rest of your life and putting it into a freezer (but, wait, the extra electricity that it takes to run the freezer makes more carbon so, you mustgetmorewoodandputitintothefreezertomakeupfortheelectictysoyoucangetmorewoodandputitintothe...... pk, well, something like that anyway.

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LOL. That’s too much like work. All we need to do is pay more taxes. That’s the libs’ way of fixing things.

[Red Boots]

You should not allow the wood to rot either as it does the same thing!

All compost piles must now be banned !