http://voices.washingtonpost.com/44/2009/12/personal-matter-prompts-sudden.html
‘Personal matter’ prompts sudden Obama return to vacation home
Updated 4:59 p.m.
By Anne E. Kornblut
HONOLULU — A vacationing President Obama departed the golf course unexpectedly on Monday because of a “personal matter,” White House officials said.
The president returned in a very high-speed and dramatic motorcade to his vacation home, where an ambulance responded with flashing lights.
The issue was not related to national security or his safety, aides said. Further details were not immediately available.
I hope no one choked on a pretzel. Would be a shame if we had to put up with a national background check on who in “Big Food” was allowed to make pretzels.
Hope everyone is ok.
They would not tell us anyway if it were a national security issue.
Diarrhea? Maybe he drank the water.
Maybe OBOZO’S KENYAN BIRTH CERTIFICATE had just been located in his Underwear?