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Brainstorming, with lots of holes in it no doubt and maybe more for chuckles than anything else, but immediately retrofit all US civil and commercial aircraft with a new feature. In the fuselage, over and above the heads of the passengers next to the air masks that deploy and drop at a major air pressure loss, would be a device holding an inserted thin, slab of freeze-dried plastic wrapped pork (ham hocks, bacon, chicharrones, whatever) and with the push of a button, the pilot or co-pilot or any flight attendent can release these hundreds of pieces of pork straight into the laps of each and every passenger. The passenger cabin area of that plane will be filled with pork. You name it. Jimmy Dean Sausage. Farmer John Bacon. Oscar Mayer Deli Fresh Ham.

If a sex-denied, crazed izlamoterrorist "youth" so much as decides to explode the aircraft as part of Jihad, he is going down in flames with all the others, but his bodily remains are going to mix unequivocably with the pork products, which are حرام haraam "impure", according to the Qu'ran and various hadiths. If a muslim comes in contact with pork he is to wash himself via ritual ablution ( الوضوء ) six times including one time with soil, to become perfectly clean and sinless again in Allah's sight. If they, extremist muslims go to their deaths mixed with pigs meat in one big hot cauldron, according to their tenents they will go straight to Hell, without even experiencing even one of the 72 virgins, they will be impure and damned for eternity.

Place the pork on all US aircraft and make a big point of broadcasting in the muslim world that such a feature is now on all aircraft. Whether the pilot initates the drop down of the pork onto the passengers or not, an exploded plane will still result in "martyrs" being mixed with swine. I doubt any fatwa could be issued by a cleric to get around this--unless they want to totally disregard the tenants of the Holy Qu'ran.

i could be satisfied if any Muslims aboard aircraft are seated in an area that has sealed doors against pressure loss, ballistic sheets, fire suppression equipment and remote controlled cameras, having ejection seats would also be nice.

When enough passengers complain and refuse to fly and the planes are nearly empty perhaps the airlines will address this problem and do initiate profiling.

Keep the Muslims off the planes, now.