The story (and the quote) about Ubama getting peed on by the Chinese premier apparently comes from a German report. Check this out:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2414204/posts
Thanks for the link.
"Just a moment", said Wen, "I have to finish talking to the servants, maids, butlers, valets, janitors, and shoe shine boys."