That’s wet seat cushions as well.
You know, the floor was going to be my first option...
But then again, I am believeing that if they want to treat us like children, this is a marvelous opportunity to illustrate absurdity, by being absurd...
So my reaction to this announcement is baasically, “What can we do to reverse this idiotic rule as fast as possible???”
If this rule is not reversed by New Years Day, we have not done our jobs as citizens to take back our dignity, much less our freedom...If they do not want us to relieve ourselves as adults, then I say we relieve ourselves like children...