DEPENDS ADULT DIAPERS! I think we will all be wearing them soon!
Yep, in the near future the “perfect” flying public will sport diapers with a draping of attractive and sensible hospital type gowns after a thorough strip search, x-ray, and explosive residue sniff by the TSA...
But if you are of a culture or country that has a history of terrorist attacks, you will be skillfully ignored, taken to the head of the line, and if there are any initial problems with you flying or visiting our country, for whatever purpose, that information and your status will be lost, misplaced and excused for the duration of your mission...
Until it is too late, then we will apologize, hold candle light vigils and memorials to immortalize your stay with us...
Thanks for flying Bendover Airlines...