[LostInBayport]

Among other things, during the final hour of flight customers must remain seated, will not be allowed to access carry-on baggage, or have personal belongings or other items on their laps.

How long before each passenger is bound and gagged in their seat for the entire flight from take-off to landing following a comprehensive orifice examination?

Instead of taking a lesson from the success of El Al, the U.S. will instead adopt the liberal model: everyone suffers equal misery and humiliation, and if it still doesn't work, at least we will know we were 'fair'.

[pepperdog]

“How long before each passenger is bound and gagged”

How silly, this could all be settled by simply flying nude. Perhaps the airlines could provide little paper coverings to those concerned about modesty. :^)