[ROCKLOBSTER]

Just get out your constitution and see where it establishes this as a Christian Nation. Its right here in Article ... um... I’m looking for it ... gotta be here somewhere.... [nervous laughter] ...mmmm...

Having trouble finding it? It's in there keep looking.

I'll check back later to see if we need to bail you out.

[Mr. Silverback]

Given the statements of the Founders and Framers, arguing that this is a secular nation is like arguing that we’re not an English-speaking nation because the Constitution doesn’t officially establish English.

You do know that there’s nothing in the Constitution that says we’re an English-speaking nation, right?