Does he know anybody that ain’t a commie/crook/moozzi ?...
If you ever hear of one post a thread about it in Breaking News, send a link to Drudge, Beck, Limbaugh, Levin, your tenth cousin on your mother's side, Vladimir Putin, ...
Oh, heck, let's get serious. You have about as much chance of breaking that story as you do of proving the "shooter on the grassy knoll" theory. ;^)