[filbert]

You know, I do vaguely recall a story from Sunday School about this guy from a long, long time ago who came down from a hill with two stone tablets with stuff written on them. One of the things written on them was "thou shalt not steal."

It was a long time ago, though, and you know how memory plays tricks on you . . .

[filbert]

. . . and I don’t remember anything about “. . . unless you really, really need the stuff you’re stealing.”