Posted on 12/20/2009 3:33:09 PM PST by jazminerose
Members of the world’s oldest profession are infuriated by the relentless and invidious likening of their industry to the world’s second oldest profession. Word on the street, literally, is that hookers are prepared to exact an apology for the defiling of their good names.
Even those not well acquainted with the whoring business should be able to appreciate the asymmetry between a freely bargained for and mutually beneficial exchange, versus extorting taxpayer funds in the service of tyrants.
Paid escorts everywhere are especially aggrieved by the hooker title being conferred upon thoroughly contemptible politicians; including Mary Landrieu and Ben Nelson. Nebraska Democrat Nelson, who was elected on a pro life platform, sold millions of unborn babies in exchange for extravagant tax payer funded perks for his soon to be former home state.
(Excerpt) Read more at canadafreepress.com ...
Don’t blame them a bit. They have their reputations to protect! lol
Hookers have a point.
Atleast with a hooker, you KNOW their price.
Our politicians in Washington D.C. PRETEND they aren't bought and sold like WHORES.
Yes, even hookers are up front with you whereas our POLITICIANS are NOT.
“Hookers are also quick to admonish that unlike congress, working girls outside of the D.C. area only infrequently take taxpayer money.”
The world doesn’t seem to care what whores think.
Harry Reid, like Tiger Woods knows that if you have enough money to throw around you can get a lot of people to bend over. Who knew old Harry swung both ways?
Let’s start counting Harry’s Hos
I think they should have a voice...is there some kind of website where they have their opinions posted?
LoL!
How to tell Hookers and Politicians apart:
Most hookers wear less makeup than Politicians.
Hookers know what a condom is for.
Hookers don’t charge anywhere near the price Politicians get.
Hookers screw you, Politicians screw your whole family.
I think a better epithet for politicians (especially liberals ones) is SLUT. At least with hookers, you are paying for a service and the price is negotiated BEFORE the service is provided. Sluts give it away and then find ways for you to pay later.
Hookers of the world, unite!
What, no pics?
Harry’s Hos
Good one. That’s what they are.
Harry’s Ho-Hos. A new snack ... comes in all colors and flavors. For best flavor bend them and squeeze tight.
I think that we pay Hookers to lie to us, and we pay politicians to tell us the truth.
Unfortunately, both of us are correct.
The difference between hookers and politicians — the first provide a service.
FaceBook, MySpace (MyPage?), and Craigslist.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....
Me no want
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.