[TYVets]

"Next time something like this happens to you call the cops and call for pizza delivery. See which gets there first."

Hey, now there's an idea, don't call 911, call one of those pizza guys who carries! Help will be there guaranteed, in 30 minutes or less, or else your pizza is free!

A great Capitalist ideal.

How about: Gun n' Pizza

[Lazamataz]

Hey, now there's an idea, don't call 911, call one of those pizza guys who carries! Help will be there guaranteed, in 30 minutes or less, or else your pizza is free!

A great Capitalist ideal. How about: Gun n' Pizza

Or even better: A florist shop / protection agency known as "Guns N Roses".