Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas Presents

News Channel 9 - Chattanooga, TN ^ | December 16, 2009 5:05 PM | Karen Zatkulak

[Puppage]

Thanks a lot.

:-)

[Petronski]

I didn't do it...
...nobody saw me do it...
...you can't prove anything.

[bgill]

Kids do things like this and it's out of your control

Yeah, I know. Happens all the time. What can a parent do when your 4 year old is wandering the streets in the middle of the night drunk and wearing the neighbor's stolen dress.

[wagglebee]

She said she tries to be a good mother and loves her son, but now feels like a failure.

That's because she is a failure.

[LoneRangerMassachusetts]

But it doesn't stop there. The report said Hayden then snuck into a neighbor's house through an unlocked front door, and stole five wrapped Christmas gifts. One was a girl's brown dress which Hayden was wearing when police found him.

Gender Identity psychosis, obviously.

[dragnet2]

April Wright said, "Biggest concern was him being out there, getting kidnapped, getting run over, the alcohol, having to have his stomach pumped."

Lets see here Missy....Your 4 year old is breaking out of the house, compromising the safety devises you put there to keep your kids in, the kid allegedly breaks these devises in the middle of the night, obtains and is drinking alcohol, enters other peoples homes in the middle of the night, and is stealing items out of these residences...and then the boy puts a girls dress on....

And she is worried about kidnappers and a stomach pump?

[Blood of Tyrants]

“What kind of a parent would even tell a four year old child that their other parent is in prison?”

The kind of parent who would have a child at 17 and marry a man who was sent to jail?

[matt1234]

Future Safe Schools Czar of the Malia Obama administration.

[Dr. Sivana]

Hmmm...What kind of safety devise is this that can be compromised and broken by a 4 year old....hmmm

Most of them. By 4, a normal kid should know enough to stay in. The stuff they sell for toddlers (door knob covers, push down plastic latches can easily be defeated by a clever or determined four year old. My 16 month old managed to break a plastic broiler doo safety latch we put on through regular force.

[dragnet2]

By 4, a normal kid should know enough to stay in.

Not me. I dressed up like Engineer Bill, hit the liquor cabinet, and stole my parents car at every opportunity.

[KosmicKitty]

She says she put safety devices on all the doors so her kids couldn't get out,

Notice that not only is the 4 year old's life in shambles, there are apparently more kids waiting to join their already heartbreakingly disturbed brother!!