Maybe Kinky could run for the state dog catcher position.
Oh Texas doesn’t have a state dog catcher? I guess Kinky is s.... outta luck.
I’m not sure what is Kinky’s motives with the race for gov. last time and now this can’t make up his mind thing. If he was touring or had another book on the market it would be good for a few bucks I guess but otherwise I don’t understand his thinking.
I read some of Kinky's platform last year, and you can get similar thoughts by going to the Mule Lips Bar and buying the grubbiest guy in there a double bourbon.