[RetroSexual]

I'll bet those maroons didn't even consider Joey Chestnut, who rose from Competitive Eating Rookie of the Year to his current status as the #1 competitive eater in the entire world!

66 hot dogs in 12 minutes, folks. Tiger couldn't do half of that. And earlier this year, Chestnut consumed 5.9 pounds of funnel cake in merely 10 minutes.

And he doesn't need a caddy to carry his hot dogs, either:

The man is a true hero, an inspiration to our children and a hope for our future. Although I admit I'm partial to the "Black Widow", there is no doubt that Joey Chestnut is the finest human athlete ever to walk the face of our earth.

[TexGuy]

... there is no doubt that Joey Chestnut is the finest human athlete ever to walk the face of our earth.

Then Joey Chestnut should receive some sort of top athelic award. Take your pick. ... He DESERVES it! (/s)

[ReignOfError]

Not to mention that he defeated Takeru Kobayashi, putting the title back in American hands after eight long years.